it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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