i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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