Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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