then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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