He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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