and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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