I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
wow bdsm is so cute
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