what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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