My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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