Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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