Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i barfeds in our rink
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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