forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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