are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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