the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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