doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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