Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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