the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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