Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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