Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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