my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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