We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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