I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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