dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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