Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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