You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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