he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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