I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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