You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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