Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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