Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
where does the pee come out of this thing
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
