She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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