This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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