Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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