Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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