then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i think im in europe. pls send help
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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