Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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