Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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