i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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