....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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