idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Enjoy the penises
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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