All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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