did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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