I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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