I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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