Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think my moral compass just broke
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