girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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