What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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