We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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