May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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