The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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