I wish I could teleport
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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