Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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