he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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