hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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