He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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