we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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