just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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